Look at these dogs! Hahaha haahaahaha! Oh god, I can feel your disappointment through the screen. But tough, that’s life. Full of disappointments and small neurochemical bursts of happiness.

Okay, true story time: I have an old dog with dry chapped testicles and he licks them right next to me, and it’s always the noisiest snort-fest shit to ever assail my ears and it’s always when I’m trying to make Doc replies. ALWAYS! We have a name for it. We call it snausaging.

Published On: December 9, 2015